Moron's Handbook

Gentlemen make life as easy as possible for everybody around them. We, morons, do the opposite.

Moron Driver This handbook is not for natural hardcore morons, those do not need help improving their moronism, they are perfect.

We are about to teach regular morons how to be more complete morons.

It is hard to be a complete moron while you are among people. Usually the herd instinct kicks in and makes you to do stoopid things like smiling and keep doors open for people who come after you, things like this.
It is all different when you are driving, instead of herd instinct your cave instinct takes over. You feel like you are in a protected space and everybody is an intruder, making it easy for you to behave naturally, moronically.
This is why we recognize morons by their driving.

Equipment

You can drive anything and be instantly recognized as a moron. However, most morons like pickup trucks and SUV's.

Driving tips

Extra tips


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